Dear stupid guy at the bar on the juke box:
First off, I would like to say, that unless you are one Arthur Fonzarelli, and you can make tunes escape from the juke box with a slam of your fist, you have no excuse to stand by it all night, picking out your favorite tunes. Moreover, your favorite tunes suck. Do I really want to listen to Taking Back Sunday all night? No. So if that’s what you wanna hear, you should go ahead and kill yourself now. Because that’s probably what they play in hell.
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